"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."
"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."
"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."
"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."
"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."
"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
by smoolio April 03, 2022
To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"
Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"
by Jarred Hale March 18, 2011
When someone says or does something relating to an old or outdated meme that only they would find funny.
by Vickilmao December 25, 2016
When you say you're going to do something, but you don't do it, or if you do do it, you don't finish it until 6 months later.
Lain: Oi, have you finished it yet?
Francis: Yup, I've got it all done.
--7 months later--
Lain: ...you done yet?
Francis: Uh....it's almost done.
Lain: *facepalm* Oh my god, you pulled a Mika on me....
Francis: U mad, bro?
Jay: eue
Francis: Yup, I've got it all done.
--7 months later--
Lain: ...you done yet?
Francis: Uh....it's almost done.
Lain: *facepalm* Oh my god, you pulled a Mika on me....
Francis: U mad, bro?
Jay: eue
by eueb September 03, 2011
the act of walking around in public while pulling out your nose hairs and indiscriminately flicking them about.
by lonerangeroo December 05, 2011
by Shockedqueen May 15, 2014
by TheOriginalPAD February 11, 2010