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Puerto Real

Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.
I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.
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Pueraphillia

A sexual and/or romantic attraction to children under the legal age of consent/age of adulthood (depending on the location).

This includes babies, toddlers, pre-pubescent children, and/or teens/children going through puberty.

Not to be confused with Pedophilia
I caught John fapping to pueraphillia porn.

I think my uncle is a pueraphile.
by AxelGhost August 31, 2017
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puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
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Pueblo South High School football

The ultimate upittomy of scumbag faggot football players on the planet. There middle name is dirty while they suck off the referees. Stadium is total shit even with the jumbotron.

Dick, conceded douchbag players that finger themselves after each game. Stay away from this infested sack of dog shit school at all means.
Pueblo South High School football

Hey dude, gotta play Pueblo South tonight. You shitting me dude, are the Denver PD escorting you out of that shithole?

Pueblo South= Low life, scum sucking pieces of chewed up DOG SHIT!!!
by I'm your daddy!! November 15, 2017
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Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal
by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018
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puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.
by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018
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puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass
God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon
by Heresith May 16, 2018
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