Primed

To take an annoying girl who passes out at your party, and overnighting her naked to Mexico.

that girl was a trainwreck I had to prime her before she ruined the party.

That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.

by apirateslife4me January 28, 2018

poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."

Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."

by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025

thotelious prime

Had sex with 370+ men also known as your dad. Ex/ jason civale had sex with 1009 men

A woman that had sex with 370+ men. Thotelious prime is a thot that has sex with men constantly

by Jason's small wang March 27, 2016

New prime minister of Canada

Ronk Sing

"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"

by dasasasasdas December 8, 2020

Priming

To Cum, Shit, and Piss in a Prime Hydration Bottle by Logan Paul And KSI.

Boys are we “priming” bato later if you know what i mean

by Connor Batogowksi February 12, 2023

Brahptimus Prime

A portmanteau of the Hawaiian-style "bro" (brah) and Transformers protagonist Optimus Prime. A Brahptimus Prime is a person with noble/selfless goals and zero drive to realize them.

"Did you help out at the homeless shelter on Tuesday?"

"I was going to but instead I slept in."

"Pulled a Brahptimus Prime?"

"Yeah, brah."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

Jitamus Prime

A "Jitamus Prime" is the single annoying kid that will be obnoxious at inappropriate times, cannot seem to follow basic instructions, uses weird slang and casual conversation, and is overall just a royal pain to deal with.

Person 1: hey man are you going to the party this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah, I hope that Jitamus Prime doesn't pull up
Person 1: Yeah man, that dude is always buggin about something

by MussLover12 August 1, 2022