vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos

My friend was eaten by a vampire potato

by Hajajan April 13, 2016

being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017

Potato club

A cult that typically centers around potato's, Cathulu, And King potato. This cult will usually have three main presidents and three vice presidents, (other jobs within the cult will differ.)

Want to join our "potato club"?

by Giraffe on a bench December 28, 2018

Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period

"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"

by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019

Potato Squad

A team of friends with issues/problems that solve it with video games and lots of bepis.

I was gonna go to the party tonight but I'm gonna be playing Rainbow Six Siege with Potato Squad.

by SgtPainkillers July 30, 2018

potato salad

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

by bomberboi March 14, 2019

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019