PORCH

massive bi and tri man with little penis and sucks his own cock and likes men

Did u see that gay guy, what a porch.

by cradbro May 5, 2010

porch faggot

n: A grumbled term meaning an idiotic mother sucker who dwells on porches and drinks kool-aid and eats chocolate frosted donut holes.

shutupyoulittleporchfaggot

by sir brendon June 16, 2003

Porch

To jab someone really hard in the penis.

Phil was porched so hard that his dick almost fell off.

by norcher January 16, 2015

porch dog

Someone who is very lazy, especially at their work place.

"That porch dog is so lazy he won't even lick his own butt!"

by Guy O November 1, 2015

porchmonkey

anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !

ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !

by honeypot July 27, 2006

Porch Time

A time when a group of friends come together to hang out with each other. They sit around and talking about spiritual issues...and other stuff too :)

Michael, Kaila, Ben, Gabe, Nate, and Laurel all sat around talking and had porch time yesterday.

by wisdomaster August 26, 2009

porch dick

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong

Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.

by truly. me March 8, 2015