One poke wonder

A person who is inexperienced at sex, but claims to be a star at it.

Now that Barry got his dick wet, he thinks he is a legend. He is just a one poke wonder.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

Poke-Her Poker

A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....

I hate it when I lose Poke-Her Poker....

by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011

Poking Stick

n. 1) A magical ruler of a highschool student.

2) there have been over 6 poking sticks. A poking stick is only classed a poking stick, once the chosen one (the great Jedee Mastahs) has written poking stick on it.

3) it is approx. 41cm, wooden and is found in most newsagents. Various others have been spawned, but the only true one lies in a drawer of my . i mean the chosen ones cupboard drawer of doom.

4) its a ruler, that i called te poking stick when i wrote poke nelson and i would poke people with it.. hours of fun, a great idea

i poked nelson with the poking stick

by Mattalac December 9, 2003

Gee Finger Poking

The process of toggling switches or options to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 5, 2008

poke one out

To poop.

Aw man I'll be right back, I have to go poke one out. poop poke out bathroom

by xpantsssonfire April 30, 2015

poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

by imdunkirk June 4, 2018

poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation

Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”

by mysterytwo January 15, 2018