Polish Pickle

The act of going to punch someone in the face but rather then punching them in the face...you kick them in the shin!

Maura walked up to Gooch and said Polish Pickle as she swing towards his face but kicked his shin. Gooch got very angry but laughed at this amazing tactic.

by theofficialgooch February 26, 2010

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 08, 2018

pickle bagger

an old hooker from south texas.

there is a pickle bagger on the corner.

by sean micheal April 15, 2007

pickle hand

A hand that is deformed, or small, or missing fingers or just creepy.

Ew, look at that guys pickle hand

by oooohweeeee May 30, 2007

pickle ass

Some cunt who wants you to sit on her lap, then puts a pickle jar up your asshole when you try to sit down. Then she eats all the pickles out of your ass.

Dawn is a total pickle ass, she all like "lemme get a minute a! pickle ass all up in my house!"

by JxTx MURDA June 12, 2008

pickle martini

When one successfully receives a (consensual) blowjob after sneaking his penis in another, unsuspecting person's drink.

"I'm just going to choke one more down, and then we're outta here. Wait a second... that's not a straw!"

"Got ya!"

"Ha ha ha, yes you did. Oh my goodness, I, once again, got caught in a Pickle Martini. WOW! Well, here goes..."

by C.M. Focks June 02, 2009

pickle juice

While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.

Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.

by Rondo Boner February 14, 2007