Pi Ball

A small helium filled party balloon released at Hot Air Balloon launch fields in order to determine wind speed and direction from the launch area prior to launching the Hot Air Balloon(s).

The Hot Air Balloon pilots released a pi ball in order to determine the winds before flight.

by Ima314lot February 22, 2023

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Toilet Pi

When you treasure your time in the toilet to let your wandering mind act as a catalyst to increase your chances of experiencing an aha about or on the number π.

Carlos looks forward to doing his daily business because on a few occasions he’s struck with some toilet pi epiphanies.

by Numerati November 12, 2023

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When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.

Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.

by Numerati November 12, 2023

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The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

by Numerati December 28, 2023

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Pi

A number that is 3.1415926535897932384626...
You can memorize the first 50 digits and then say you know hundreds because people get bored of listening to you say numbers.

You: I know 200 digits of pi
Friend: Show me
You: 3.141592653589793238-
Friend: Wow
You: That wasn't all of them
Friend: I don't care

by Ranger Russet January 15, 2024

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