by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022
Get the Teacher's petmug. Person 1: Let's play Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
Person 2: NO THAT GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJEJSJSUSJSJSSUMSHJSNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
Person 2: NO THAT GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJEJSJSUSJSJSSUMSHJSNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
by Reason D Alt August 12, 2023
Get the Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQmug. 
Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets
Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021
Get the Pet irrelevant romantic preferencemug. A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
Get the tadpole petting zoomug. by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022
Get the Pet Batmug. by anonymous June 5, 2021
Get the petting the porpoisemug.