Perving

Sitting in a vehicle alone in the parking lot of a grocery store or mall while staring at the people going to and from their own vehicles as they walk by.

Perving (or the appearance of perving) often occurs unintentionally when one tells his spouse / girlfriend / significant other, "I'll wait in the car."

Note: Also known as "Doing the Perve."

"Lisa, was that your boyfriend Steve I saw Sunday perving at Wal-Mart?"

by ThePointe March 18, 2008

Parking Garage

The place where ShayCarl enjoys singing loudly.

In the parking garage!

by Miranda13898 May 6, 2011

parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

Perkinsons

The state a person falls into when ingesting too much cocaine.

Oh he's at the perkinsons stage he thinks the birds are police helicopters

by 420thechronic May 31, 2016

pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked

PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006

Parking lot Gimpin

The act of being a wanna-be pimp and a fake ass ghetto faggot, who thinks they've got game and spits the most worthless ignorant shit at your girl in the parking lot when your leaving the club. There is no such thing as parkin lot pimpin....only parkin lot gimpin.

yeah boy, i'm a be outside parking lot gimpin boy, i love this shit. "Wassup baby, where you goin tonight? Hey I'm just tryin to holla a little. you wanna sip of my hennessy? Hey, gimps need love too...god i hate myself!"

by robstheman March 13, 2007

perping

Perping to mix mash brands or articles of clothing that technically don’t belong together. As used in the nineties, in the north/Midwest

You’re wearing Adidas track pants and Nike flip flop, you’re perping.

by Rillah dot July 17, 2019