breakfast pee

1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.

I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!

by Judge Smails December 3, 2005

Pee Man

a dude who gets all drunk, then pisses everywhere known to man

im so mad he just pissed on my couch what a pee man

by b-dawg189 July 31, 2006

Pee Bum

Tap Ass Pee Bum is usually obtained on a trip to Mexico after drinking the water.
The emitted sound from Pee Bum sounds like someone urinating when in actuality,it is stinky,liquid shit exiting with the force of a pressure washer.
Pee Bum will only stop or slow with medication or corn blockage.

Derk:"Hey man,let's go to the bar and det some putas!"
Buttster:"Dude,I can't,I got Pee Bum from those fajitas!"
Pedro:"Vote for Pedro!"

by Joel B Ertonpink April 28, 2005

Pee Wee

Young gangster

Those pee wees be shooting up shit down crenshaw

by OG October 7, 2003

squat to pee

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.

I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.

by SJP17 February 5, 2010

pee-cock

An erection aquired only because you need to pee. Often occurs in the morning when you wake up. (see morning wood)

During the very long car trip i had to go so bad i got a pee-cock

by dakingwuzhere March 28, 2009

pee-shirt

when, while taking a piss, your shirt flap falls in front of your pee-stream and you piss on it.

"FUCK! I just pee-shirted myself!"

by Derek Thomas June 28, 2007