paint the wall

Verb: Violent explosive diarea

i ran into the bathroom pulling down my pants and painted the wall befor i could sit down thus "paint the wall"

by Wall Painter #1 December 20, 2010

mexican face paint

slapping someone withe shit in your hand

i just used mexican face paint on ur sister

by AZ man January 21, 2011

painting rainbows

To smoke weed gracefully.

"Me and trixie paint rainbows all the time"
"for real? hook me up"

by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005

paintball

An addictive team sport, but not just a sport. It brings out the instinctual need to survive, release stress, and all the while having fun. It teaches integrity, gun and personal safety, teamwork, confidence, problem-solving, fair play and constantly moving strategies amidst the presence of chaos (basically all this, while people are shooting at you or vice versa). I have seen players as young as 10 years old with supervision, to the age of 54 and players skills from new to professionals. Where else can you shoot your family, friends, coworkers and strangers, and after awhile enjoy their company and stories from the day or the past glorious games in great fun.

teamwork, chaos, addictive, team sport, paintball marker, marker, capture the flag, elimination,

by PZ 654 May 28, 2007

paintbrush

halfway between the degridation of an open handed bitch slap and a full on punch. to slap someone with a semi closed fist where the hand is in the shape it would be if one were holding a paintbrush.

Stephine was talking mad shit at the party, so Caitlin walked up and gave that bitch a paintbrush in the mouf.

by bsffreak May 10, 2008

Paint Job

Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.

Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.

by paintingtherosesred December 9, 2011

painted

When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

by Eddie B3 February 28, 2008