perving

verb- to perv, to have a desire for one another in a perverted manner

Rini was perving at D.

by Rini September 28, 2005

parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

Jacob Parkins

The most amazing guy one could ever meet. His beautiful personality makes every ones day. He's the most passionate lover a girl could ever have. The way he talks to you makes you melt inside, and his handsome looks make you want to hold him forever. He is very cautious of who he chooses as his lover, he picks wisely. Small amount of people hate him, but in my thoughts, I think they're all jealous.

Girl #1: Last night.. Jacob Parkins asked me out. I was completely speechless, but now, we're together. A very happy couple!

Girl #2: Oh my god, you're so lucky. He must REALLY like you, he chooses wisely. x3

by The Dragons Darling January 3, 2011

parking lot

the opposite of a landing strip; two patches of hair separated by a naked patch. not limited to the pubic region.

"did you see that girl, she had a parking lot, who does that?"

by hayvan January 13, 2010

parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

pardine

half sardine half peach latin-pesci pesca

pardines on toast, pardine upside down cake

by G. Simson August 30, 2007

nipple parking lot

-AKA the areola("areola mammae"). The pigmented ring around the human nipple, normally ranging in color from pink to brown.

-where the nipple parks.

guy1- "Man, I bet those jugs are all nipple parking lot!"
guy2- "Twin pancakes, fo real!"

by Apryl, with a "Y" June 14, 2007