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Røven the Panda 

The most famous Panda in Minecraft, he lives in a jungle house with the boys on one of the best seeds ever in the game. He was created by the Minecraft god himself.
Did u know Røven the Panda is a sexoffender?
Røven the Panda by abelorten April 13, 2021
One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.
Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut
Red Panda by Flippity-Flops December 23, 2018

Fire Penguin Disco Panda

this person has the most amazing name ever. your name will never be this awesome.
person 1: hey what's your name?
person 2: bob
person 1: i'm fire penguin disco panda! I PWN U!!!

Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda
"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"
Porch Panda by Swamp Ninja August 22, 2004

Sand Panda 

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."
Sand Panda by Kayke July 8, 2010

Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) 

An elite organization strictly focused on studying and protecting Water Pandas and their natural habitat.
1.Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I think about how my life has no meaning. Becoming a member of the The Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) will make me appear to be a good person with a life purpose.