Redneck pick up lines

Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.

Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up

by Yoan'tskeerdandI'mNotScared January 27, 2010

afro pick

A large comb used by people with afro or very curly hair.

'Pick' is slang for 'comb', and 'afro' refers to dense, curly hair.

1) Whose afro pick is this?

2) Man, that's a nice afro pick.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Quicker Picker Upper (qPu)

Classy: Prior to self ejaculation one applies a condom to his penis to release his seminal fluid, no clean up required...

Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.

Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)

by Sindora11 February 26, 2015

Prickle Balls

When you don't shave your scrotum for a couple days and it becomes prickly stabbing your genital area like a knife, making you want to cut your balls off, and cry endlessly in a dark corner. It pretty much feels like a small cactus in your pants.

Damn bro, my fuckin prickle balls fuckin hurts.

by Vanneste:P July 12, 2015

Prickunt

Someone who is half prick, half cunt

Jake is a prickunt

by Ssewankambo November 3, 2020

Pick-A-Winner

A saying often used when a person is picking their nose. People use this as a joke to let you know they've caught you.

"Hey Jessica, Pick-a-winner!"

by Chanelly Welly January 22, 2009

Pickens Dick

An uncircumcised penis with an abnormal amount of foreskin

“Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”

by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022