The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.
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3. having well-developed muscles; brawny.
4. vigorously and forcefully expressed, executed, performed, etc., as if by the use of a great deal of muscular power: a muscular response to terrorism.
5. broad and energetic, esp. with the implication that subtlety and grace are lacking: a muscular style.
6. reflected in physical activity and work: a muscular religion.
7. Informal. having or showing power; powerful: a muscular vehicle.
n.
The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.
verb
Causing muscles to flare out due to obsessive visits to the gym causing girls to look at you and say, "Oh hot damn!"
3. having well-developed muscles; brawny.
4. vigorously and forcefully expressed, executed, performed, etc., as if by the use of a great deal of muscular power: a muscular response to terrorism.
5. broad and energetic, esp. with the implication that subtlety and grace are lacking: a muscular style.
6. reflected in physical activity and work: a muscular religion.
7. Informal. having or showing power; powerful: a muscular vehicle.
n.
The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.
verb
Causing muscles to flare out due to obsessive visits to the gym causing girls to look at you and say, "Oh hot damn!"
Chick 1: what is the deal with all the guys and body building all of a sudden
Chick 2: i don't know but i like lookin at them though...well some of them.
Chick 1: yeah.. lol...i pull up their fbs... and im like whoa wtf
Chick 2: yeah they poof out fast! hubba hubba!!!
-"Hey man, I went to the gym today.. .i'm poofing out pretty good."
-"Dude, you should see my back, it be poofin' like an f'in teenage mutant ninja turtle!"
-"my arms are poofing so much better than his."
-"I be poofin' up my jam man... I gotta get ready for the Mr. USA competition!"
Chick 2: i don't know but i like lookin at them though...well some of them.
Chick 1: yeah.. lol...i pull up their fbs... and im like whoa wtf
Chick 2: yeah they poof out fast! hubba hubba!!!
-"Hey man, I went to the gym today.. .i'm poofing out pretty good."
-"Dude, you should see my back, it be poofin' like an f'in teenage mutant ninja turtle!"
-"my arms are poofing so much better than his."
-"I be poofin' up my jam man... I gotta get ready for the Mr. USA competition!"
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Bro 2: What a poofter!
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Example 1
Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."
Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."
Example 2
Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"
Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"
Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."
Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."
Example 2
Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"
Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"
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