Optimizely

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products

"Did you Optimizely that?"

by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019

OptimAft

Some girl obsessed with this corpse in a fursuit. What a bitch.

Person 1) r o b o t d i c k
Person 2) you alright?
Perosn 1) yeah I pulled an OptimAft

by OwOtrap June 8, 2019

optimusamicustaphobia

Fear of being in love with your best friend...It might hurt your relationship with the person, especially if your best friend is the same gender and their orientation isn’t homosexual. And if you openly say you like the same gender, they might stay away from you and you end up lonely, leading to phobias such as claustrophobia or mono-phobia.

Leah suffers from optimusamicustaphobia, therefore, she cannot tell her best friend how she truly feels.

by Haely Selarom November 17, 2019

Opticalreptitus

When your optic nerve gets crossed with your rectal nerve, and it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

Look at Karen's resting bitch face. She must have opticalreptitus!

by ThatsUnfortunate February 12, 2020

optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020

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When you spam your keyboard and it gives you something random.

Last time i spammed my keyboard i ended up typing opikujhmnuy ygcbfmr uy67l,;/'~}.

by peepee pee pee March 12, 2020

optimorectalmitus

A medical condition in which the optic nerve becomes tangled with lower sphincter with the result of developing a shitty outlook on life

That lad is suffering from a bad case of optimorectalmitus

by Haretoday June 17, 2020