To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.
Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.
Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!
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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"
Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!
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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"
by Bendy5 April 3, 2010
Get the Cock the Cakemug. When a girl has 3 dicks in her at the same time one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in her pussy!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Abi!!!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2018
Get the Triple Cockmug. An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
by Impayler. August 26, 2013
Get the Cock Recruitermug. The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015
Get the cock guzzlermug. Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?
by imgregbrady August 20, 2008
Get the cock guardianmug. Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
by Beornn1 February 21, 2011
Get the Secondhand Cockmug. by Jonathan Forsythe December 30, 2004
Get the cock servemug.