noun. A girl whose sole purpose is to enhance the lives of those around her by using her influence to empower. An alpha female. A lady boss. Knowing this type of person is a privilege and a blessing, so never take her for granted. She will remember her worth and act accordingly.
Ashley runs her own business, supports her community, and graduated from Stanford. She's such an opportunity woman!
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Get the opportunity woman mug.An opportunistic asshole. Seizes every opportunity to self-promote and kiss ass at the expense of others. A common occurrence on social media posts, yet also can occur in-person.
Example #1 (Social Media): Realtor posts negative comment in a Facebook Real Estate Group Page about how frustrated they are that Mortgage Lender #1 didn't answer their phone when Realtor called late night with a business question. OpportunASS Mortgage Lender #2 comments on the FB Post "you should switch Lenders...here's MY number...I will ALWAYS answer the phone when you call."
Example #2: (In-Person). Husband & Wife argue loudly at restaurant. Husband temporary leaves the table to use restroom. OpportunASS dude scurries over to the table and tells the guy's Wife "if I were your husband, I would NEVER speak to you that way...here's my number, call me"
Example #2: (In-Person). Husband & Wife argue loudly at restaurant. Husband temporary leaves the table to use restroom. OpportunASS dude scurries over to the table and tells the guy's Wife "if I were your husband, I would NEVER speak to you that way...here's my number, call me"
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"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."
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Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."
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Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."
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