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tit hat

1.) Funnier than the Funniest Joke on Earth featured in Monty Python - when one reads 'tit hat', one will say 'tit hat' in one's head and die of laughter.

2.) Literally meaning 'tit hat'. A hat with tits on it/made to look like tits.

3.) 'Tit hat' can also be an insult or a compliment, depending on the situation. Most likely an insult.
1.) Two people IMing each other -

Person 1: TIT HAT.
Person 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOL.
2.) Grab my tit hat.
3.) Wow, stop being such a tit hat, you tit hat.
by itaht August 7, 2011
mugGet the tit hatmug.

Devo Hat

(Noun) When a man's uncircumcised penis is really tiny and the foreskin appears to coil up like a Devo Hat.
Baby, your flaccid penis looks likes a Devo Hat. Whip it good!
by Fatsie Mc Doo Doo Face November 25, 2011
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hard hat

Hard hat is a slang synonym for an erect penis.
For example "Honey i got a hard hat are you ready"
Or "hmmm this porn cause's meglo hard hat syndrome"
by Chris Woodruff August 18, 2006
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jizz hat

A name for someone with white hair.
Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.
by Romario May 1, 2008
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Bucket Hat

The coolest type of hat around
Wow he’s so cool, did you see his bucket hat
by Tacotuesday3 August 17, 2019
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cunt hat

The name given to the disposition of someone that is behaving like an arsehole, or cunt. Behaviour includes excessive swearing, name calling, selfishness, making others, including friends, feel like shit about themselves. Generally the person wearing the cunt hat is intoxicated or hungover.
Bec: "Jackie's really got her cunt hat on tonight"
by Just Jac January 31, 2007
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Benny Hat

Any head garment that makes you look like a retard/spaz/idiot. Named after Benny Hawkins on the 1980's UK soap opera Crossroads. Who was a bit special and never took his friggin hat off.
"Look at that guy he's sporting a reet proper Benny Hat"
by Jaster Mereel July 14, 2015
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