When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Get the Thanks Gary!mug. Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the Thankfulmug. "thanks af" or "tanks af" (short for: Thanks as fuck)
A way of exaggerating your appreciation towards something. Technically not grammatically correct, but PTG is 2 cool 4 school so he doesn't give a shit.
A way of exaggerating your appreciation towards something. Technically not grammatically correct, but PTG is 2 cool 4 school so he doesn't give a shit.
by Ordeal August 29, 2024
Get the thanks afmug. by Dirty760 July 24, 2021
Get the thank you ma'ammug. Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019
Get the Thank you, Rachel.mug. by Yachi_313 December 4, 2022
Get the Thank jesúsmug. Thank the Universe, it's Friday!
Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.
Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.
Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.
Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
Get the Thank the Universemug.