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Nathan, Nathan... You are an insensitive dick head. I shared everything with you, including my virginity... I've never told anyone this, but I fell in love with you. BIGGEST mistake of my life. I said no, but you still managed to get your wicked way with me! I hate you. I put all my respect in the palm of your hand and you scrunched it up in one of your tantrums. Yeaaah... You have a big dick. And yeah your attractive, but you don't half know it. Your a man whore! A self centred dick head that only ever wants sex, if you don't get your own way you take a fit like a little boy. You think your all grown up with your rugby friends... GUESS WHAT DICK HEAD! I got myself checked out cause only god knows where you've been.
Girl 1: oh my god, I slept with this guy last night...
Girl 2: it wasn't a nathan was it?
Girl 1: yeahh, what do I do?
Girl 2: get yourself screened!
Girl 1: yeaah I have an appointment tomorrow!

NEVER fuck a nathan... He's a dick! He will give you a disease and then will fuck off and leave you...
by full of regrets. September 11, 2011
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omg did u see nathan
yeah omg hes such a dumb
by polloAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 3, 2020
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damn nathan that’s a big dick
by nathansgfloveshiscock February 18, 2020
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nathan

the most fucking annoying whiny bitch you will ever know. he constantly wants to talk in the most annoying times and will never leave you alone. he doesn't have a good personality himself so he will constantly copy other people in order to get people to like him. he abuses any responsibility he has and he is a fucking cuck. nobody likes him because he tries to hard to fit in and if he does find some friends it is usually because he was introduced to them and clings to them like a squirrel to his nuts.
"Wow that guy is such a nathan, look at him take all those friends away from me because he cant get his own."
by normal_baked_bean August 28, 2017
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girl: hey nathan tell me a story?
boy: no.
by pickleprincess June 7, 2010
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NATHAN

The greatest Boy Next door alive, If he is your neighbor then he is your Boy Next Door. Smartest and hot boi alive. 999 IQ He can solve maths and physics even solving your issues using einstein's equation or even use engineering methods.
1.) Hey boys its a Nathan.

2.) Dem kyles are gonna be pissed cus theres a Nathan within their proximity.
by Grandmaster44 August 15, 2019
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A Boy Next door, hot boi gentleman and smart (IQ999) if he is your neighbor then thats a good BOY NEXT DOOR. them kyles are gonna be pissed about a Nathan appearing within their midst of territory.
eY Boys its a Nathan.

Kyles vs Nathans
by Grandmaster44 August 15, 2019
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