Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.

Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.

by Man dude guy May 3, 2023

Jewish Communities

It's still no better than anything Kanye said about "Jewish media platforms" and you're defending one of them and not the other.

Hym "So, Kanye West saying Jewish media is doing X, Y, Z, and all ties need to be cut but Elon says Jewish Communities (Which is LESS specific and Kanye had a list of media outlets he was explicitly speaking about) and you immediately run defense for that fat retarded shlong of his. BLATANT hypocrisy. Possibly a little racism. I don't see the difference."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023

jewish shot glass

Where you use someones foreskin pull it up and use it as a shot glass

Johny did 5 jewish shot glasses what a legend

by Mr avocado man December 5, 2023

Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023

Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.

by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023

Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018