my cat

a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!

my cat is a bitch

by Calista h May 30, 2021

my kryptonite

Used to refer to something that is your ultimate weakness, that which renders you powerless...in reference to Superman...whose only weakness is kryptonite.

Overthinking is my kryptonite. Or Chocolate is my kryptonite. Make sense?

by happythoughts October 14, 2014

my b

Diminutive of "my bad", the enunciation of which saves neither the enunciator nor the listener any time of mind or eardrum, though which does indeed spare the enunciator the torment of touching the tip of his tongue to the front upper roof of the mouth as when one does actually say "bad".

Yo 'sup?! I lament the laze and malaise of the muthafucka who can't bring himself to say "my bad" but instead must employ "my b" in its stead, even though there is no contractive benefit gained by the effort, muthafuckas!

by Truth2Power September 6, 2004

my word

Seriously, not even joking, etc.
Can also be used as my solid word, or even 'your word'(are you serious?). Can be simplified into just 'word'.

1) My word, that's how it happened.
2) It wasn't me, my solid word.
3) That happened yesterday.
Your word?
My solid word.
3) This coffee is good.
Word. (which means: my word it is)

by dumbass1232 March 5, 2009

My Diamonds Do Sparkle

Whenever you do something major that nobody thought was possible.

Ben: Damn fool, I didn't know you could dunk from the free throw line. You're only 5 foot 7!

Chris: My diamonds do sparkle

by Christen A. April 5, 2008

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult

Awesome Industrial Rock dance band from Chicago. Some of their best songs include "A Daisy Chain 4 Satan", "Kooler Than Jesus", "Nervous Xians"/"After the Flesh", and "The Days of Swine and Roses". Very energetic and sexy lives shows.

I saw My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult last night. Wicked show man.

by GaaraoftheDamned October 14, 2012