Sandwich Muffin

A person who is of little to know intelligence

"My god your such a Sandwich Muffin"

by Joel Vzzzbx November 8, 2005

soggy muffins

a game in which a bunch of guys get in a circle and jack off, and the last one to cum on the muffin either eats the muffin or gives the winner 10 seconds of head.

john:"how do you know what dick tastes like?"
petah:"because when we played soggy muffins, i wouldn't eat the cum of 50 guys"

by j0sie November 12, 2007

Muffin Game

Malicously giving sodemy to a muffin with at least 1 other person and whoever comes last has to eat it

Oh man tom i have a huge stomach ache from last night when i lost the muffin game

by 1zacster March 9, 2010

Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

Cunt Muffin

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.

I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.

by armlessphelan November 3, 2011

Muffin Sock

a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.

Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.

Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?

Dale: with the knee high socks..?

Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!

by Pamann May 7, 2011

Muffin Shot

Invented by a person named Muffin, this act is when a person places the tip of his penis under the nose of his partner and shoots his load into the nasal cavity. Following the actual shot, the load is then snorted and swallowed.

Dude, I just blew a Muffin Shot right up my girlfriend's nose! Shit was so cash!

by White Power Ranger June 9, 2011