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National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021
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National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!
by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021
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Best Mistake

A fan fiction of Oikawa and Iwaizumi, that will tear your heart in two. Make you cry for hours on end. Also after reading it, the song (specifically the piano version of it) A Thousand Years by Christian Perry will make you cry every time you hear it.
"Hey! Have you read the fanfic Best Mistake?"
"Ack! Don't remind me of that, I cried for days on end because of that fic!"
by _TooruOikawaFavoriteFoodIsMilk December 17, 2021
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redus mintal

A person who is very stupid or has mental problems.
Mostly used as an insult in romanian.
You are so stupid = Esti redus mintal
You have mental problems = Esti redus mintal
by old and wise man October 11, 2022
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Honest mistake

when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.
John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.
by RNKMXN November 5, 2022
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Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
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Indian mistletoe

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe
by Vvengesnuup August 1, 2023
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