Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users

Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.

by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016

Mississippi veins

When the veins on a penis are very large and branch off like the Mississippi River.

I fucked a guy last night and the veins on his dick were like the Mississippi River.

I heard that Wilson has Mississippi veins on his cock.

by Buttercup$&#^ March 22, 2024

Mississippi Mouthwash

Rimming your partner right after they take a dump, and repeatedly rinsing your mouth out with water until the water is no longer brown and the anus is sparking clean.

Mary Alice was upset when she was out of toilet paper, but Roger said "don't worry baby, I can give you the Mississippi mouthwash".

by LaShondralah Jones May 8, 2025

mississippi yank

Pulling something large with a great amount of force.

“I had to give that box a Mississippi Yank just to get it out!

by Mr. mrguy November 21, 2017

Mississippi Brick House

An abnormally dense casserole dish of baked spaghetti

“One block of the Mississippi Brick House, and you’re set for a week”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated.

by Janzlife April 23, 2023

Mississippi Special

An absolutely nauseating girl or woman, usually between the ages of 16-27, but can come in any age. They are easily recognized by their daisy duke shorts with the top button undone because they're two sizes too small, and cowboy boots or UGGS. They have been ran through by every guy in your school/place of work and somehow still have the audacity to think they're a prize. What most second-rate Southern Belle types become. Despite being complete whores, they're usually decently good-looking which is how they bait their prey. Typically found in Mississippi but can also be spotted in neighboring states such as Georgia, Alabama, and as far out as West Virginia. Beware.

Favorite Sayings: "I'm not like other girls", "I only have guy friends", "Girls don't like me"

Guy 1: That's a pretty good-looking broad.
Guy 2: Stay clear, man. That's a straight Mississippi Special.

by Yous_urname May 12, 2021

mississippi tornado

A sex move in were the female is in doggy position while the male fucks her from behind he sticks a finger in her anus and moves it in a tornado like motion

Hey bro that bitch so crazy i gave her a mississippi tornado and she squirted all over me.

by babyg4life June 15, 2015