Someone who talks really slow and shakes your hand all the time and is from Philadelphia. They are normally extremely hairy and talk with a terrible Italian accent. Moist hands. Goes to gino's. Lose's coffepot on occasion.
by William Frankfurter November 30, 2006
Get the philly mikemug. One of the most underrated musicians there is, Mike Einziger is the guitarist of the fabulous band, Incubus.
by Shane C July 16, 2008
Get the Mike Einzigermug. A strange southern creature that elevated to celebrity status like last year i think. Nonetheless, Mike Jones should be remembered by a number of things:
1. his resemblance to one of the ninja turtles
2. his inability to develop any street cred
3. the only rapper ive heard actually say vagina instead of some other slang word to talk about female genitalia.
4. one of the few rappers that even white suburban kids make fun of.
5. yet another reason why texas is the butt of so many jokes
6.the only person known to man with celebrity status to give out his cell phone number and ask his audience to call him.
7. the reason why the song "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)," in which Mike Jones collaborated, is that much more funny
8. his beef with chamillionare
9. the reason why Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave (mike jones has used some of his audion samples)
10. very possibly the reason why elton john turned into such a bitch earlier in the year (he worked with mike jones in a number of remixes)
11. giving uneducated minorities and white people with no rhyming skills alike a glimpse of hope
12. another piece of evidence giving dave chapelle more backing in his theory that music execs can most definitely not pick up black people off the street and expect them to know how to flow (refer to the Fisticuffs "turn my headphones up" sketch from chapelle's second season)
and last but not least,
13. the infinite number of times he repeats his damn name ( and the first few lines from his songs.
1. his resemblance to one of the ninja turtles
2. his inability to develop any street cred
3. the only rapper ive heard actually say vagina instead of some other slang word to talk about female genitalia.
4. one of the few rappers that even white suburban kids make fun of.
5. yet another reason why texas is the butt of so many jokes
6.the only person known to man with celebrity status to give out his cell phone number and ask his audience to call him.
7. the reason why the song "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)," in which Mike Jones collaborated, is that much more funny
8. his beef with chamillionare
9. the reason why Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave (mike jones has used some of his audion samples)
10. very possibly the reason why elton john turned into such a bitch earlier in the year (he worked with mike jones in a number of remixes)
11. giving uneducated minorities and white people with no rhyming skills alike a glimpse of hope
12. another piece of evidence giving dave chapelle more backing in his theory that music execs can most definitely not pick up black people off the street and expect them to know how to flow (refer to the Fisticuffs "turn my headphones up" sketch from chapelle's second season)
and last but not least,
13. the infinite number of times he repeats his damn name ( and the first few lines from his songs.
by Natalia Q September 18, 2006
Get the mike jonesmug. Houston texas rapper that doesnt have much talent that repeats his name in every song he is in or is his.
The only good song he has made is Back Then and that was just ok, Chamillionaire is way betta than paul wall and mikes combined, mike jones has appeared on prison break the tv series and has made a fool
The only good song he has made is Back Then and that was just ok, Chamillionaire is way betta than paul wall and mikes combined, mike jones has appeared on prison break the tv series and has made a fool
by K.O.KING April 5, 2006
Get the mike jonesmug. Best music artist to walk this planet called Earth. His beats are so fresh they wipe the charts. He originates from Michigan but for some reason choose to go to Duke, which is cool cuz we still love him. You should check him out, free on iTunes!
by bratschiversace November 11, 2009
Get the Mike Posnermug. by SAVAGElife9080 March 12, 2008
Get the mike shinodamug. Mike Hughes is a term used for a serial rapist. The term was first coined in southern village of Hythe in Hampshire. A teenager with a Rape to Death ratio (R:D ratio) of 1:0 going by the name of Mike Hughes committed his first attack. It is believed that the original Mike Hughes has now committed over 390 rape attacks in the last 2 years. He is also known for terrible skills of the footballing kind, and a tendency to go 'army' on your ass.
"That girl Becky got Mike Hughes'd last night."
"Damn, you got Mike Hughes'd."
"I'm going to Mike Hughes you."
"That guy is on a right Mike Hughesing spree."
"Whoa, that Yorkshire Ripper guy is nothing on Mike Hughes..."
"Hey, did you see those marks on that girl's arm? Yeah man, I think Mike Hughes got to her..."
"Damn, you got Mike Hughes'd."
"I'm going to Mike Hughes you."
"That guy is on a right Mike Hughesing spree."
"Whoa, that Yorkshire Ripper guy is nothing on Mike Hughes..."
"Hey, did you see those marks on that girl's arm? Yeah man, I think Mike Hughes got to her..."
by Bare lulz May 9, 2010
Get the Mike Hughesmug.