midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004

midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

Rectal Midget

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.

Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.

by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011

Midget Fun

A fun activity where you and a friend or two come up with new, creative ways to beat, kill, demean, or otherwise torture midgets.

Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun

To pass the time in class me and my friend have Midget Fun.

by Aram A. February 25, 2008

Upside down midget brains

When getting head from a midget, holding said midget upside down by their ankles while bobbing them up and down.

While trying to look up msn.com on William's computer, midget porn was lasted searched much to our surprise. After clicking the link to investigate, we frightfully discovered a full size man feverishly yanking the ankles of a girl midget while upside down giving this man head...quickly earning the name Upside down midget brains.

by Brown Ghost February 24, 2009

Midge

n: The word Midge is derived from midget. This slander is to indicate that the person bestowed the title (1) is of short stature and
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.

The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"

"My little sister is a real midge. She's always whining for help..."

"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"

by Bon Jabb April 24, 2006

brooklyn midget

Banging your lady from behind in the window and after you blow throwing the her ass out the window.

Cheryl didnt ever look good, but she looked real bad after Jeff brooklyn midgeted her ass on new years.

by Liono January 12, 2008