matter baby

An aborted fetus.

My brother had a matter baby with his wife

by PussyMasterGuy January 17, 2017

maltese

Eeyore Puppybutt Esq. is a Maltese. He is a friendly little dog who weighs about 5 lbs and lives in Tampa, FL with his human parents. Eeyore Puppybutt got his law degree within his first year of life, making him quite a unique specimen of the Maltese breed. He loves to give kisses and of course, litigation advice.

"Eeyore Puppbutt Esq. you are mommies little baby Maltese, yes you are, Mommy loves you very much"

Eeyore, since mommy got arrested at the PETA rally she is going to need your legal help, now be a good Maltese and come and bail mommy out of jail.

by Eeyores Mom May 4, 2006

marteen

the enlarged state of an elephant's prostate and testicles. rarely occurs in human cases.

wow i cant believe your case of marteen! your junk is like an elephants!

by shannon sobandos February 15, 2008

matterbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with matterbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie August 5, 2006

manteau

Also known as the "Persian coat", "the Iranian coat", a shirtdress, or a tunic. Read more about it at mantos.

My manteau is a short military olive green coat, with many buckles and grommets and rouched side pockets.
I always get many compliments on my defiant manteau coats.

by *one luv* April 25, 2007

dark matter

What Applejacks and the butterflies from My Little Pony:Friendship Adventures are made of.

The only reason that the butterflies can catch Fluttershy is because they are made of dark matter,

by luckythiteencadley October 25, 2011

maltese dog

A small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it's scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. Hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. It must also be switched on. Thereafter, observe peaceful silence. The maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the Gods.

Person1: what's that bitchy high pitched yapping?

Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog

by Maximilian XV April 6, 2007