March 21

National Hug your BF every time you see them day

It’s March 21give your boyfriend a hug!

by EchoedPapi March 18, 2022

march 30

national ask ur crush out day 😍😍

guy: what day is it

girl: march 30

guy: ok then

girl: why

guy: it’s national ask your crush out day

by Skdhsjdbshdjjfd March 29, 2022

March 28th

The day in which we celebrate the escape of our beloved friend, Quandale Dingle. His goofy ahh activities had him placed in a federal penitentiary, but now on this date he can roam free and prepare to drop a diss track featuring his asian brother Quanlingling Dingle and his baby mama, Shaniqua Anderson

Sup guys, its Quandale Dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes: including battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on March 28th. After that, I will take over the world.

by Goofy Ahh Productions April 25, 2022

The Marathon Man

A continuous, sexual experience, that lasts for more than 4 hours between a man and a woman while intoxicated. A.K.A. The Marathon Man.

Miles, was locked inside his room with that girl for four hours! He should be know as The Marathon Man!

by The Marathon Man March 4, 2011

Moonshine March

Whenever you stay up till nearly 4am every night in March getting shitfaced with your friends.

Person 1: Dude I hate Moonshine March my parents are kicking me out.
Person 2: Man that sucks, but sleep is for the weak.

by Axeawesome March 17, 2020

Sarah Marah

a really nice person, often seen with a joschka

Hey look, there is Sarah Marah!

by darkrai2! November 1, 2020

No Bash March

The act of not masturbating for the whole month of march in order to know whether you still have control or if your penis has taken over Est. 2013

No Bash March soon better get it all out of your system in February
You had sex with your girl for valentines day didn't you? That should hold you up for no bash march

by MrDC February 22, 2015