N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon
N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon
N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon
by Spec.Ed April 9, 2021
Get the Mormon facemug. A term for something or someone that, on the surface, appears entirely wholesome, innocent, or conventional, but secretly possesses an unexpected, often edgy, rebellious, or surprisingly unconventional side. It's the hidden kick in an otherwise sweet package.
Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."
Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."
Example 1:
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."
by HappyCamper2069 July 18, 2025
Get the Mormon Milkshakemug. A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 13, 2023
Get the Mormon Shockermug. 
A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
Get the Mormon Fuckboimug. A: Did you hear about Justin?
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
by neuro_nick January 2, 2017
Get the Mormon Speedballmug. a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.
Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar
Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar
by Knmagor March 30, 2023
Get the mormonmug.