These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen
by Pseudonym3456 December 30, 2013

some fucked up thing that a person will either spend too much time, just enough time, or not enough time on for entertainment of 8-9 year olds who use their mom’s credit cards for Minecraft
by SnowyTWebs November 17, 2019

The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.
The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!
by jDerf November 23, 2011

by Oh Noez765 December 9, 2019

An ugly fat bastad who cant even play minecraft, has cheated in manhunts many times and is a massive dick (asshole) on his minecraft server ( dream SMP )
Only 9 year old girls like him (for obvious reasons) and his only hobby on YouTube is to fake manhunts/speedruns.
Only 9 year old girls like him (for obvious reasons) and his only hobby on YouTube is to fake manhunts/speedruns.
by mommy69420__ June 27, 2022

A version of Minecraft what everyone uses to play some stupid servers and play minigames on servers.
by halloweens November 17, 2021

by WWWJOS August 20, 2021
