Milk Paralysis

When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.

I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.

by Xexeter August 19, 2009

Flag

Get the Milk Paralysis mug.

ass milk

Ejectulation of semen inside the anal cavity.

Term usually given to homosexuals, engaging in sex.

Semen belonging to a homosexual.

Hey lance, my ass is thirsty. Could I have some of your ass milk?

Jerry has ass milk leaking down his legs.

Sorry, dude- I'm not looking for ass milk.

by Sabertooth nigga December 01, 2004

Flag

Get the ass milk mug.

Strawberry Milk

Having sex with a girl while she is on her period, and cumming inside her mixing the semen with the blood, therefore making "strawberry milk."

Oh nothing, just making some strawberry milk.

by Rlvers March 03, 2011

Flag

Get the Strawberry Milk mug.

Milk Tankers

Pregnant Breast. They are usually so large and full of milk that they are confused with two milk tankers driving on the freeway. If she's a black girl, then she carries around "chocolate" milk.

Hey Jenniqua (black girl), Those are some NICE milk tankers.... i betcha your little boy "Deshawn Malik" will enjoy that chocolate milk when he arrives... Do you need a CDL license to walk around with those things?

by Jim Fausel April 15, 2008

Flag

Get the Milk Tankers mug.

milk the chicken

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.

Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."

by L M P December 12, 2008

Flag

Get the milk the chicken mug.