Alfie Male

Opposite of Alpha male. Emasculating nickname.
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junk-male

A male who sends mail to you with intentions not fitting your desires or needs. In general unwanted mail from men.
Dating sites, allot of women in the relationship section receive mail from men looking for sex, commenly referred to as 'junk-mail'.
by Snockit July 27, 2005
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Alpha Male

“I got news for you, that means you’re gay.” Or maybe even bisexual!!!

See the omegaverse definition. HAPPY PRIDE !
Every (mainly female) fandom knows the alpha male is in reference to the $mut category known as the omegaverse.
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Alpha Male

We can define this guy in a variety of ways...

1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.

2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .

3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...

4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.

5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.

6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.

7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'

8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.

9. An undercover gigolo..

10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...
Example 1: The Alpha Male mindset is one that most men wished they'd mastered but can't seem to achieve.
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Yogurt Male

Gentlemen, Today we’re gonna talk about two types of men in this world, there are betas, and there are “child groomers!” And if you, my friend, are a child groomer, then you might just be a yogurt male, a more sophisticated, and evolved version of an alpha male who grooms children on the daily.
If you don’t take billionaire quotes from Epstein and use them as inspiration to groom little girls, then clearly, you are a beta cuck!

Number 1: Yogurt males are fans of SPOTEMGOTTEM and Pooh Shiesty, betas got no drip and no bitches! It’s quite simple! If you got Wix a little bit of a flowda jit haircut, clearly, you’re not only a child groomer, but you’re based and red-pilled. I would also definitely say that Kerber Group and Yung Kana are also good musicians that you can follow to teach you more about being a yogurt male.

This leads us to point number 2: Yogurt males are intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty and smoke weed. If you ain’t packin' huge doinks, you’re disgusting! Women are gonna fucking hate you! You gotta watch Rick and Morty, develop your mind to be a little bit more intellectually stimulated. Okay, if you’re not a nihilist, an Atheist, y’know, women are just gonna say “Ew! Ew! You’re fucking disgusting, You’re a little piece of shit, You’re small, you’re a manlet!” I’m clearly six foot seven as you can see, I’m huge!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is grooming children!

Guy 2: Holy shit, dude! What a based and red-pilled Yogurt male!!!
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sigma male

me
Oh ur such a sigma male.
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alpha male

The epitome of male class. Makes trashy little asshole frat daddies that treat women like shit look like absolute garbage. Loves his woman and his mother. Runs any party and knows how to keep it going 'till 4 in the morning. Despises saggy pants because "they make you look like an asshole". Can come off as obnoxious, but can be a proper young man when you get to the roots. Gives his woman the utmost respect and whatever she wants and needs. Treats his friends like family. Cigarettes? Too douche-y. The occasional cigar is classy enough for him, with a little Jack. Women are drawn to him while men admire him. Douchebags and anyone who treats women like dirt are jealous of him. He has longer relationships than 90% of frat daddies and would never lay his hands on a woman, especially his mother, sister, girlfriend, or wife. Famous alpha males include George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hugh Jackman, Mark Wahlberg, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, James Dean, and Peter Evans.
DAMN! Dylan is a total alpha male. That is sexy.
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