magic wall

The ATM attached to a building that dispenses $$$.

I'll meet you in 20 minutes. I have to go by the magic wall & get some cash.

by Nerdy Redhead December 5, 2010

Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.

Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.

by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011

mageting

Originating from a Team Fortress 2 comic, the act of aiming a lethal explosive projectile weapon such as a rocket launcher at a point-blank range in order to instantly kill both the player and a nearby enemy player in the blast radius as either a last-ditch attempt or for hilarity. This is sometimes preceded by the player who is about to fire the weapon shouting "MAGETS" over a VOIP. (Pronounced mag-its)

Guy 1: "I was out of ammo so I switched to my RPG and blew us both up."
Guy 2: "Nice mageting."

Dude 1: "MAGETS!"
Dude 2: "What?"
(Dude 1 killed Dude 2 with Rockets)
(Dude 1 killed himself with Rockets)
Dude 2: "Man, mageting ain't cool!"

by Romolond December 8, 2011

Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011

Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.

Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.

by biggie27080 June 8, 2016