i'm gay for the egg

A declarance by the now-gay Wilbur Soot that he finds the yellow egg very fucking hot and is gay for it.

Wilbur: *sees the yellow egg saying "yellow" and dancing sexily*
Wilbur: *leans back in chair*
Wilbur: I'M GAY. I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!

by Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray February 1, 2021

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

emma m

A girl that's weird and quirky but still not bad. Sometimes shallow but not as shallow as her friends. She can be great sometimes and bad. She likes draw, game and just chill, she tries to stay shallow so no one knows her pain. (My name is Emma M)

Guy1:how do feel bout Emma m?
Guy 2: she's nice but not my type (prolly not)

by Kaitie1 March 21, 2019

Eyad M

An arab chammak, that thinks he is on top of the world. He always gets in trouble with the police, and is short as fuck.

Yo Look at him that dudes an Eyad M

by ETheGoat October 1, 2023

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous

the corrected version of a version that was created by whomst'd've'yaint'nt'ed'ies.

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous has a desire to do a very specific thing at a very specific area at a very specific point in time?

by The Whomst'd've lord December 6, 2019

ev'm

The way my mother (she hails from rural Alabama) says "even"

Sometimes she says it like this -- ee-muh.

"That boy ain't ev'm studying you!"

by WildEyedLissa May 12, 2006