The absolute goat no one comes close
He’s 18 years old and plays for Real Madrid
Has a big ass forehead
He’s 18 years old and plays for Real Madrid
Has a big ass forehead
by VazquezForehead August 10, 2019
by Scafidi454 November 03, 2007
Jesus Christ Luca is weird
by HeartBrokenAnonymousGirl September 22, 2018
Money-grabbing bastard and founder of lucasology. Also has an organism (many believe to be Jabba the Hutt) growing off his chin.
by macez November 08, 2006
by MiSSxCRiSTiANO August 18, 2007
by YaMuva1 April 16, 2020
A sex predator. He will slip into your mom without you knowing. He wakes up every morning and covers his body in line just to be ready for any occasion. He slides on the floor slipping from person to person only to leave his "jelly" behind. His dick is so big that once he's slipped it into you ass you're gonna have to wait for him to be finished in order for his embrace to subside. Just yesterday he probably fucked your loaf of bread into oblivion. Nothing can stop a Luca. He eats anything and I mean anything. Don't leave your asshole uncovered or he'll eat you out tonight.
*shivering* Luca Bok got me yesterday.
I'm scared of Luca Bok's (plural form) embrace, I think I must burn all my bread to keep him away.
"Heellpp!" Luca Bok's fully lubed up!
I'm scared of Luca Bok's (plural form) embrace, I think I must burn all my bread to keep him away.
"Heellpp!" Luca Bok's fully lubed up!
by PewdiepiePredator June 30, 2020