the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019

pizza lotion

Ranch used as a pizza dip.
Also known as Pizzalosh.

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!

by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020

Keira-lottie

•bad ass
•shy
•hot
•smexyyyy
•popular

‘Woah Keira-lotties a bitch’ (enemie)
‘Watch out kid she’s bad ass’ (ur BFF)

*🤛🏼🤜*

by 1m@Ooooooooo November 3, 2020

vintage lofi

A type of music genre; lofi remixes of older songs. These remixes usually use, but are not limited to, songs from the 20's, 30's, and 40's.

damn those vintage lofi beats are sick

by cttgecheze December 1, 2020

Anti Lofi Music

Lofi Music is bad for you

Alex: Lofi Music are chill
HAEGREENDAL: GO WATCH HAEGREENDAL AND PUUUNG RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF STUPID LOFI MUSIC

Anti Lofi Music Day

by HyebinXXIII March 23, 2021

Jack Lotion

lady man named JL Whitten who love to Jack on the fly or couch fucking .

I saw JL fucking my couch left jack lotion on the arm...

by Lasvegasgeneral November 6, 2021