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lickalotapus

A primordial creature whose sole existence is based upon the gratification of the female species by oral stimulation.
I was alone in the wilderness, until I came upon a lickalotapus hiding in the bush. He, in turn, came upon me.
by justasillysouthernboy January 5, 2015
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ball-lickin' good

kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.
"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004
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lick my hole

endearing term used when upset with other people
those motherfuckers can 'lick my hole'
by Sneakers May 15, 2005
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Licker-License

If you've got a Licker-License, you are a male or female that eats pussy well, and/or just love eating pussy.
from the movie Trainning Day:
Ethan Hawke and Denzel talk about Ethan's x partner...

Denzel: does she have a Licker-License?

Ethan Hawke: huh? a what?

Denzel: does she eat pussy, is she a dyke?
by TimeLock April 29, 2004
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Penis licker

by Rectum rocker May 15, 2009
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lemon licker

by donia+maria September 20, 2003
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Licking

by yourmamidumbass June 22, 2019
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