Brain Lick 

An act of over-zealous validation in recognition of an intellectual remark.
i.e. Nerd Flirt, Brain Sex

"Every time he posts that hyper-intellectual, indecipherable, ideological crap; the women pile on with their brain licking comments."

Brain Lick by SnarkyDoodle February 15, 2009

Maple lick

A Canadian form of oral sex where maple syrup is placed on both sets of male and female parts before having a 69.

Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night?

What?
I had a maple lick!

No way eh!

Maple lick by SpicyDangles January 30, 2015

Massive Lick

A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.

Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?

Massive Lick by Postal worker February 9, 2018

Snick-lick 

The use of a microwave-warmed snickers bar/s that is inserted into ones anal rectum with the intention of their partner to lick it out for pleasure.

Nick loves to snick-lick Ty every Friday night.

Snick-lick by Friday night snickster July 18, 2018

Ball Lick Mahoney 

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.

“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”

Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019

Cerberus Lick 

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.

Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.

Cerberus Lick by Black Konda January 17, 2022

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015