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Lesbian Mullet 

A variation of the classic mullet, but shorter all around and popularly worn by lesbians across the u.s.
this hairstyle is a classic giveaway to those who are lacking in gaydar.
Person 1: "Emma's mom recently got her hair cut, to my surprise it was a lesbian mullet!"

Person 2: "I saw that one coming the day she purchased that subaru outback"

Person 1: "yeah, i suppose you're right. i wonder if she has a girlfriend too"

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Lesbian Lick Lodge

A location where two or more lesbians meet in a rustic environment to enjoy oral sex.
This house smells like a lesbian lick lodge.

Lesbian Sex 

Sexually activies between women
One night my friend and I were having a sleepover Andy said she was bored and turned on lesbian porn. I sat there with her watching it slowly I began to get wetter and wetter.

She suggested we have lesbian sex

I pounced on her and we began making out. I pulled her shirt off and mine. I wanted her wet, so I stripped for her. As I inched off my thong, she fingered herself and moaned loudly.

I sat on the desk of my room, legs spread wide, doing the splits. She parted my lips and kissed my hairless pussy softly. I felt so wet I held her head there and moaned. She then suck her tonuge in all the way making me scream in exctasy. Her mouth found my clit and sucked, hard.

"SUCK ME ALL NIGHT YOU WHORE!!!!" I screamed. She drank up all my cum. Andy stroked my wet bald pussy slowly. Then fingered me fast and hard, I came more all over her hands, this time she rubbed my cum on my huge 36DD breasts, and sucked on my rock hard nipples.

I pushed her onto the floor and went right to her pink, freshly shaven pussy. Kissing, licking, and sucking it like she had done to me. I massaged her 34D breasts as I ate out her sweet cunt.

After I pushed her into a chair, and I sat backwards on her, our wet bald pussies touching. I had each of my breasts in my hands, rubbing them, and licking the tips because it made her cum more.

Finally we got on my bed and scissored, it was so amazing having our wet pussies touching. She started nibbling my nipple, and I got wetter the ever. I cummed everywhere.
Lesbian Sex by Horny hooker August 21, 2013

Lesbian kickstart

The occurrence when two females who glance at each other bond instantly with some underlying sexual expectations.
Two females who just met are scanning each others bodys with a smile on their faces and then gives a subtle dirty look.
Random present guy: "What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a classic lesbian kickstart."
Lesbian kickstart by Slurf December 29, 2012

lesbian bukkake 

After a girl gives oral sex to her girlfriend, the girl receiving oral squirts on the others face.
Amy lesbian bukkakees on her girlfriend every night.
lesbian bukkake by Tom69 July 12, 2006

lesbian grocery getter 

A term used to identify subaru wagons with excessive bumper stickers
Butch: "hey let's take your lesbian grocery getter to the store and buy a cucumber for tonight!"

Lizzie the lezzie: "ok, we can take my subaru."

Lesbian Douche Bag

A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
Lesbian Douche Bag by D-Bag Haters October 6, 2011