Lizard Tea

Dead Lizard sits in hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love Lizard Tea, What do you mean Mom and Dad are getting divorced?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

Lizard Tea

Lizard served inside Hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love drinking Lizard Tea, wait what do you mean dad and mom are getting a divorce?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

lizard look face

When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.

Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.

Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol

by sixpackslim July 16, 2025

Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

Lizard

A straight man that occupies a job that is typically held by a women and considered a feminine role.

I don’t tip male waiters. Go lay some shingles you lizard!

by Chuckondeeznutz August 15, 2025

Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind

Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025

The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 1, 2025