lawnmower weekend

a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.

Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!

Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!

by assholeanonymous April 28, 2011

Lawnboni

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

by Chefspam November 4, 2013

lawnmower nose

Huge ass nose

He's got a lawnmower nose!

by Big nosed November 8, 2017

Lawnmower

The act of nibbling off someone’s pubes... sexually

“We did the lawnmower last night. Let’s just say that my bush is well and truly trimmed”

by Chessstar123 April 20, 2018

Lawnmower

A large metal machine that destroys everything.

The lawnmower finished the kid off in a flash.

by Snowpawn November 13, 2019

LawnMower

The item used to shave the BIG ASS mustache this fat ass bitch ass

STFU PRATHAM U USE A LAWNMOWER TO SHAVE

by POOPMANJR December 13, 2019

Lawnblower

one who gives blowjobs on the lawn

Person one: I saw Mark giving Benji head on the front lawn the other day!
Person two: Yeah, he's such a Lawnblower

by chaoticgray98 April 1, 2020