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Keyboard Gangster

Customer who will not enter a store in person, or even pick up the phone, but will not hesitate to trash you, your performance or your company to Hell and back by email or online review. IF any in-person or telephone contact is made, a Keyboard Gangster will go directly to your boss and trash you there as well. Could also be described as a crossbreed of a coward and a Troll.
You can try and get ahold of him, but he won't pick up. He's just a Keyboard Gangster, yo. Just forget about him.
by CosmosTheProfessor December 28, 2019
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keyboard

what teenagers use as a way to avoid real life interaction with someone
this boy did all that keyboard talk but didn’t say anything to me in person
by crater123 October 31, 2019
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Keebitch

Female who is utterly inept and has no conceivable concept of common Sense. Female who makes life choices based on emotion, rather than logic or reason.

'dumb broad'. 'dumb ass broad'.
How come you shacked up with that cheating mooch again? Howah ya Keebitch. Spending your kids' child tax on beer again keebitch!?
by keejeet April 29, 2020
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Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"
by Yermy May 11, 2020
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Kesbian

A female called Kerri that secretly loves woman.
Example... Kerri is a raging kesbian
by MilleniumFalconer May 16, 2020
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Keyboarding

A racist white-centering thing white people do instead of activism

Especially prevalent when a pandemic prevents white people from doing their other boarding like surfboarding and snowboarding, keyboarding is a white hobby of writing enormous diatribes about white feelings, such as outrage about black people being brutalized and killed by police officers.

Keyboarding is often used to sidestep actual activism, such as reposting people of color or engaging in the direct action asked of them such as making calls or writing letters to other white people.

Keyboarding was first made popular in the civil rights movement by white moderates and liberals, who Martin Luther King lamented were a "great stumbling block," and Malcolm X described as "the worst enemy to America."
"Did you see that post going viral? 'Black people, we're here for you!' It's so moving."
"Sounds like keyboarding."

"I finally got my aunt to stop keyboarding. She kept saying she was fighting white supremacy -- so embarrassing, right?!"
"Yikes! Hopefully you reminded her every white person spends an average of 22 hours a day enjoying and building white supremacy."
by PuffyClouds May 29, 2020
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keyboardatist

Someone who, when bored, will search things like 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm' and 'qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp'.
Cameron is a keyboardatist, you can see him right now searching 'mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq'.
by Another Minecrafter June 8, 2020
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