Kentucks

People from Kentucky. Preferably girls of the college age.

Dude, the KenTUCKS are coming over this weekend.

"Dude, Sweet... I hope I get some sweet titty action Saturday!"

by lukebluske April 6, 2009

kentucky fucked

Fucked up real bad.

This was in fucking college. Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.

by Yopkek April 18, 2020

Kentucky Sister Loan

To loan one's sister to a friend for sexual purposes.

It was going to be a slow weekend until Bob gave Tom a Kentucky Sister Loan.

by DizzleFoRizzle February 17, 2009

Kentucky Snowball

On a cold Winter's day, Jizz onto a piece of KFC fried chicken, go outside, and throw it onto an unsuspecting innocent bystander (just like you would a snowball in a snow covered park).

Jim: "Dude, I woke up this morning, and jizzed on that spare Chicken from the KFC Bucket we didn't finish off!"

Jake: "Dude WTF?"

Jim: "Yeah, then I went outside, and gave this chick the ol' Kentucky Snowball!"

Jake: "LOL! That's totally awesome!"

by Morph_GI April 16, 2010

The Kentucky Thumb

A sex position where you put your thumb in someone.

"I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night"

by GasAllTheJews69 May 20, 2021

Kentucky

The most backward, country assed redneck place in the history of the universe, followed closely by Indiana and West Virginia and Tuscaloosa, Alabammer.

My cousin is from Goathump Holler, Kentucky and he's rat purty. I bet he's got a least four teeth.

by Elouise Hampton September 14, 2007

Eastern Kentucky University

One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.

1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."

2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."

by Nick S. December 9, 2004