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Justin Bieber

by kkgrkjgeljrbglekrng August 7, 2016
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Justin Sane

The lead vocalist from the band Anti-Flag.
Has been straight-edge all his life.
Has been a vegetarian since birth and a vegan from a young age.
Born in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania he formed the politically charged punk band Anti-Flag.

Is one of the most talented lyricist's ever born and writes music that is extremely infuential and inspirational.

Many see him as a God.
"Did you know, as well as being the best fucking guy ever, Justin Sane is also vegan and straight-edge. What a legend."

"Yeah, and he recently moved to the east end of London"

"He sure is 'Keepin it real'"
by SammySaintOwns October 26, 2008
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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...

Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.
by The Adorkable One October 2, 2013
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Justin DaDoom

Justin DaDoom was a Drow Elf Assassin circa 1986. After joining as a mere initiate, he eventually rose up through the ranks of the Assassin's Guild, ultimately becoming the Grandfather of Assassins after defeating the Grandmother of Assassins in hand to hand combat.

Justin DaDoom is best known for the Curse he laid upon one of his foes: "Every Time You Run, You Fall Down". Needless to say, that foe spent the remainder of his life either moving slowly or tumbling about.

Another well-known fact about Justin is that he HATED Stinky Vaginas, as his father before him also hated them. There was little known to repulse the DaDoom males more than Stinky Vag.

Justin DaDoom also enjoyed belching profusely, which he barely managed to keep under control while in Stealth Mode.

Some of Justin DaDoom's traveling companions included Telyx, Nemesis Tor'turre, Zontar, Jarga Sin, and Celedon Kierney.

Justin amassed great wealth during his lifetime, including all of the following artifacts:
Vorpal Sword +5
Bastard Sword +6
Sling of Seeking +5
Elven Chainmail +6
Gauntlets of Ogre Power/Swimming/Dexterity/Climbing
Ring of Chameleon Power
Ring of Free Action
Ring of Spell Turning
Browning Automatic Rifle

When last seen, he was being tutored by Nemesis Tor'turre in the ways of magic, and had attained 10th level as a Mage in addition to his 20th level as an Assassin.
As the party entered the chamber of the Ice Queen, Justin began to sniff the air with disdain.

"Orcs?" Telyx asked.

"No" replied Justin DaDoom, releasing a thunderous and long-lasting belch... "Stinky Vag. I HATE STINKY VAG!!!"

And then The Ice Queen materialized before them, enraged beyond all words. The battle began immediately.
by Ixtiklioblikliak April 9, 2008
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Justin Lau

Justin Lau is a very friendly and nice person. He is very helpful when it comes to work and is not afraid to ask a friend to help. His memorization skills are top notch that it makes him annoying to talk to sometimes. He' kind of timid but can be very talkative when he's with friends. Justin will do something so stupid that it will make someone laugh so hard. Overall Justin lau is a very forgiving person and will always be a good friend. (He is really stubborn sometimes).
Friend: Hey Justin what's the work today!
Justin Lau: You know, I already told you this before,I can't hurt him because I promised Frigg that I wouldn't
Friend: WOULD YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID PLAY!!
Justin Lau: You idiot even inanimate dignity! I will never break a pro-
Friend: OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP
by Lustin jau April 6, 2022
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Justine Cane

With his unique personality, you'll never know what's running on his mind. He never shows his feelings and affection openly but he tries every possible way to communicate and express his thoughts, fondness and love to you. He's a rare pokemon, I'm telling you.
Justine Cane, he's that rare pokemon that was caught by me huehuehue.
by Nekichi_23 October 19, 2021
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Justin Fitzgerald

Some skinny Twat with a cool jacket and expensive boots, man slag, slept with his stepsister, gives me bi vibes
by homosexualpotato April 30, 2020
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