4th of july

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.

dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.

by Special Ed January 20, 2005

July 12th

The people born on this day must be called daddy for the day ;)

Girl #1: Hey look! Her birthday is today, July 12th, we have to call her daddy for the day!
Girl #2: Hey daddy!

by emo_aphmau_kun November 8, 2019

July 21

If you’re born on July 21st, you’re elite and you got the fattest ass in town.

„Sir you can’t get into the club without your ID“

„My birthday is July 21“

„Shit my fault, you’ll get into the VIP area for free then“

by daddylongcalves July 20, 2020

July 15

National Daniel Sucks at Rocket League Day

“Hey Daniel, you suck at Rocket League”
Daniel: “Hey bro what the heck!!!
“No its cool, it’s July 15”
Daniel: “Oh ok ur good”

by cold corndogs August 27, 2020

Dirty Julie

The one who seems so innocent but actually secretly holds a knife and just appreciating its sharpness until dawn. Insanely SARCASTIC, too. Did I mention she's the Queen of Badasses.

She may be looking like an angel but she's literally the Demon of demons.

Huh? How so?

She's one of those 'Dirty Julie.'

*Dramatically gasps*

by Once A Philosopher October 8, 2020

5th July

national vine day

“what are you for the 5th july?”

“oh i’m dead, like vine” in

by Swaggy sweetcorn November 2, 2019

july 13th

national eat ass day. if you like eating some ass happy holidays!

are you ready for july 13th, it will be a blast this year.

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019