Juan

A brown horse tha apears magicali in any part of the world

Juan, mi god.

by Superpedrusco19 January 17, 2022

Juan

A smart, amazing, and kind boy who gives off big dick energy. He constantly glows up without trying. He becomes popular without trying. He has so much swag that he radiates it. He gives off good vibes and only has good vibes. He has many female friends but he isn't dating a single one of them. It is hard to get his attention but once you have it he will give you all of it. He bullies his friends jokingly. He has curly brown hair and an amazing personality

Person 1: Are you dating Juan?
Person 2: What no that's my best friend plus he is crushing hard for someone.

by dead_ghost February 9, 2021

juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.

Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt

by Bliz May 14, 2015

Juan

Juan is the shortened phrase for Juancok. usually this word used by Indonesian especially Javanese who swearing at someone or something. (Juancok means F**k in Javanese)

Juancok Kau F**k you

by anzf November 16, 2023

juan

a pure mexican who will do your garden for 25 bucks an hour

juan can you do my garden?

by remo_003 October 29, 2019

Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.

It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

Juan

the mexican beast, the mexican king od the animals

juan is my spirit animal

by tigers spitit animal March 14, 2017