Jizzy Joey

When one ejactulates into the palm of their hand. Proceeding to slap a bitch in the face. Smearing the semen into the eyes and mouth.

Yo dawg, that hoe tried to kiss me after giving me top. So I had to hit her with a jizzy Joey

by Supremejames June 14, 2016

joey cantore

Savage asf, and always hungry.
Favorite words= food, boobs, bdubs, and 69

Joey cantore loves boobs and also bdubs

by the majestic unicorn February 4, 2018

Joey Juice

It’s a secret juice that is made by Joey, that will mess you up because it has a lot of alcohol in it.

She got messed up after her second cup of Joey Juice.

by Logan Mike Oxlong May 25, 2020

joeys jungle

Hes a youtuber

"Hey Joeys jungle, I heard you're dating a Lucas, now..." "Why yes I am!" "Wow, you are so lucky... I wish I were you!!"

by Lucas frau January 3, 2017

Jerkin' Joey

The act of jerking off into the pouch of a kangaroo.

Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!

by BreakBeatDrums October 19, 2015

millie and joey

The perfect couple, this duo together can conquer any problems the come their way, they both have their differences but no matter what happens they’ll stick by each other ! No one can ever come between a Joey and his Millie

Person one : did you see millie and joey

Person two : they’re literally the most iconic duo

by Itsthenameforme September 17, 2020

angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.

I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.

by Jacob studer April 6, 2015